Protein-powered Prints

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

Queen of Quinoa

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Corporate Whore.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

Love by bike

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

'Never mind insecticides - now they think of us as protein.'

"I just invented the power lunch."

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

The Atkins Diet.

'It's our way of keeping the energy bill down!'

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'...Forbidden foods are only allowed when cheating...'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

When Clowns Go Low-Carb...

Bicycle race.

'...due to a larger amount of insect parts.'