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"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

ACME Balloon Company.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'What a control freak!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'That's our group plan.'

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

'Of course, this plan requires that you all work for free.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'