Protein Detective Pillows

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Barks in code.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer Expert

Where was I?

Family DNA

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Terry had a computer bug.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Careful! He knows computers."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

DNA Analysis.

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'