Protectors Of Kibble Prints

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

A Hole in the Dike

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Boy defends his last fry.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

It's for you.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

'He didn't come running when I used the electric can opener!'

What's in the milk today?

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

Dinner Time!

'He likes you!'

'Believe me, I've checked. There are no shows on the Food Channel devoted to cooking kibble.'

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

No Peanut Zone.

"We only save the adorable."

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.