Protectors Of Kibble Prints

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

A Hole in the Dike

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Fido and Fifi

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

'He didn't come running when I used the electric can opener!'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"Stop annoying my pooch!"

"The fence keeps the Locavores out."

"This is a clear violation of our civil rights."

What's in the milk today?

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

"Lemme guess. Kibble."

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

'He likes you!'

Dinner Time!

'I'm eating right now. Can you call me back when I'm not eating?'

No Peanut Zone.

"We only save the adorable."

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."