Kitty Kibble Aficionado Prints

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Biofelineism

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'We know you have a cat.'

Fido and Fifi

Cat Boss

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

Cat Video Cinema.

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Cat-traction.....!

'See, it's very good cat food!'

Family Pedestal - Cat is highest.

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

"What happened to us? We never talk, we never walk – you hardly ever drop scraps of food on the floor anymore."

'Freshly ground pepper?'