Protector In Training Pillows

"That's Kevin, my security-guy."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Super Student

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Sputnik V

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

S.O.S. vaccine

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

Long-legged clown...

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

Dolphin tricks.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Fight against theft of endangered species

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.

Your angel is always with you

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

"Being from a protected species is no free pass for bullying! Stop charging at everything that moves!"

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Protection animals

"Hang in there! The polar ice cap is melting."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'