Prose Aficionado Prints

I've got all the words I need for my novel, it's just a case of putting them in the right order.

Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories,

Edgar Allen Poe

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Mantis Love

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Treasure Island Book.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

My Literary Influences

Ironing Punctuation

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Editor.

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

How a poet works