Proposal Mastermind T-Shirts

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

"Great video, but the sound was off. I wonder whose fault that was."

'Great idea, Pete!'

"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"

'Gentlemen and ladies, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'Don't ask for mercy, as a refusal often offends!'

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"When I'm with you, Miss Lawson, the billable hours just fly by."