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'Deal or no deal?'

"So, how's the real estate business treating you?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The president's men

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'In my rise to the tip I was always aware of a higher power - now I feel I'm ready to take it on.'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

A king and his paperwork.

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Look, son, real estate."

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson of the Board. One of you will be President.'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."