Property Philosopher Prints

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Apt house matchmaker: '23 - D meet 17 - c, sublet...'

"It's a buy-to-think."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Mouse real estate!

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The Speculators

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

House hunting is cruel.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"You've got termites."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

'My expedition confirmed what we already suspected: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered by water, and the rest by real estate!'

"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

Real Estate Life

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'