Property Investments Pillows

Realty: Completely Unaffordable, Total Pipe Dream, Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The president's men

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Sub-prime Bear

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"I've invested in property..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

401K

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

'For Sale by Neighbor'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Sold his air rights."

An exaggeration of estate agents