Property Dispute Duelist Mugs

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Cambridge Dons disagree about the meaning of life.

Political correctness - the early years

Valentines for Real Estate

"This is getting ugly, she's demanding a return of the kidney she donated to you back in '88."

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

'I don't believe I've ever seen a scientific paper defended quite as vigorously as this one!'

"We got a great buy on the apartment, but, unfortunately, it didn't include the mineral rights."

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

"I'll email the landlord."

'Deal or no deal?'

Illustration on the dangers of homebuyers failing to get correct property searches done. Couple look on in dismay as bus and ramblers have right of way over their land.

'I hate it when they agree to disagree.'

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

"Oh, so what if it's invading our air rights."

Unreal Estate.

No hunting sign: Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Backlog of industrial real estate.

'Hey, is this rigged, or what?'

Tenure under attack.

'Uh oh.'

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

"Honey, I just spent all our real money buying pretend-money." "Siri, search divorce lawyers in my area."