Proof Searching Pillows

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Files of Doom

For services to Tourism. . .

Phoenix

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

How symbols are chosen for equations

Able to Google Stuff Man

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'