Proof Searching Pillows

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Phoenix

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

For services to Tourism. . .

Files of Doom

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Phoenix

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'