Pronunciation Enthusiast Prints

Catsup vs Ketsup.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Say 'eh.'"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"I've just invented the question mark."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'