Prompter Pillows

"Page 33, line 4..."

Parrot says: 'To be or not to be...' his owner explains; 'He used to belong to a prompter!'

Kissing Prompt

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

What's normal?

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Introducing...Anagraman.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Brain storm

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

How information mingles in our brains

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

Look at it this way, you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway!

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"I got an A in creative writing. Don't I get credit for creative addition."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

A neutral observer.

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic