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'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

'Sir, wait! You can't go yet! The register hasn't finished spitting out all your valuable coupons.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Women Supporting Women!"

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Work/Life Balance

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

The adoration of the gels.

Bo're'droom

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'