Promotion To Partner T-Shirts

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

The best financial decision I ever made.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Everybody gets a raise."

Teamwork

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Whack-a-mole CEO.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

Money exchange

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

Deadlines

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

The little engine that delegated