Promotion To Partner Prints

"Congratulations on becoming a partner - your share of the company losses are �200,000."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

The best financial decision I ever made.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

Teamwork

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Whack-a-mole CEO.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Money exchange

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Deadlines

'We're very proud of you, Jenkins. Keep up the good work.'

'I'll take it!'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

'Leadership training.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'