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Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Reach for the Star.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"#Win!"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Teamwork

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

The rope to success.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Men Win Again

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

'Your advert didn't say anything about intelligence... it said you wanted a manager!'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"How can CEO salaries continue to be so out of whack?"

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'