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"I'm sorry. This is part of our topsy-turvy promotion."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'How fast can you hype?'

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

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Upward Progress

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

The March to the Top

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'And along with your promotion you get a key to the executive bedroom.'

'Why was I passed over for the C.F.O. position?'