Promise Breaker Humor T-Shirts

Browse our T-shirts featuring humorous slogans for the promise breaker. Great for people who love making jokes about their own unpredictability and honesty.

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'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

'He promised me that a cigar should never again touch his lips...!'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'

'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'

"I now declare a thumb war."

"I now declare a thumb war."

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

Get rich quick giving seminars!

Get rich quick giving seminars!

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

Cloud 10.

Cloud 10.

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

'Sorry, but pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'Sorry, but pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'My steve is terrified of commitment - he won't even subscribe to magazines.'

'My steve is terrified of commitment - he won't even subscribe to magazines.'

R.A. is a nympho.

R.A. is a nympho.

Negotiations Break Down

Negotiations Break Down

The merger is off.

The merger is off.

A Commitment Addict

A Commitment Addict

Man stealing a speed camera.

Man stealing a speed camera.

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

'Ronnie has never stopped at amber.'

"I know there's plenty more fish in the sea, Arron, but your bait's too small to attract anything else."

"I know there's plenty more fish in the sea, Arron, but your bait's too small to attract anything else."

Promise Breaker Humor T-Shirts Collection

Promise Breaker Humor Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for the promise breaker—funny, cheeky designs that make every coffee break a laugh.

Promise Breaker Humor Pillows

Brighten up their space with pillows that tease promise-breaking humor. Comfortable, funny, and uniquely personal.

Promise Breaker Humor Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the playful honesty of promise breakers. Perfect for adding character to any room.