Progressive Thinkers Prints

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

Every Day Is Fundraising Time

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Leftie Trump

Where would you like to go before you kick the bucket, Mort? Easy: Africa, circa 2.5 billion B.C. That's where mankind's ancestors first arose. I could instill my progressive values in humanity from the very beginning. The homo habilis would pass my wisdom down through the ages. By the time Cro-magnon man emerged, we'd already have single-payer health care and a universal basic income. I meant in 2017. Oh ... then ... Denny's.

'...I'm sure you could qualify for a role in the new, 'Women can now serve in Military combat'!'

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

Joined at the hipster.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

George Orwell

Stephen Spender.

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Detention Center

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

V-O Day

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings