Progressive Thinkers Mugs

'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'

'...I'm sure you could qualify for a role in the new, 'Women can now serve in Military combat'!'

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Detention Center

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Bearded Leftie.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Conflict In Palestine

"I welcome the discussion."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"In financial news, stocks were down, bonds were up. In world news, democracies were down, dictatorships were up."