Progressive Parent Mugs

"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

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"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He just said his first word!"

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

People and robots

Baby, baby maker

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Snacks for Learners