Inclusive Parent Mugs

Mr. Williams tried not to panic. There was still a chance that Bobby was undressing them.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Virtual Beach

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Modern Parents

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

My dad makes his own beer.

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

"...And when the Lord finished, she rested."

"Daddy will give back your paintball gun as soon as he’s made his definitive statement on the nature of existence."

Wheelchair Basketball

'Admit it. I just blew your mind

"Tommy, look at that! A red-tailed porcupine owl!!" "Jack Walton: Loving father and liar"

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

An Eskimo baby pram in the form of an Igloo.

Soft and Chewy People.

"Friends, Romans, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals. . ."

"Mom, there's a monster under my bed. Can we keep it?"

Happy everything to everybody.

"Why don't you go turn on your toys and watch them play."

Kate Brown, Oregon Goverment