Progressive Movements Mugs

'My wife's in Women's Lib, my son's a gay activist, my daughter's living in a free-love commune and I don't know where I'm at.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"How is it gendered?"

'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.

'War protestor': 'Oh no! Not this again...'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'Corporations Sitting on a Mountain of Cash, and they're not Hiring!'

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'In a five to four decision today, the Supreme Court picked social justice over regular justice.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"He's a very alternative vicar - he's installed wind chimes.'

Randi Rhodes

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"