
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
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Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'
"Walking erect is very trendy now."
"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."
"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"
"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."
"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"And this is where we all gave up."
"I just reached 1000 jumps."
"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"
"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"
Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.
"Which way up do you want it?"
Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction
Seeing progression motivates.
"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"
'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'
'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'
'First the good news.'
"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"
"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."
"At least we are consistently inconsistent."
"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"
"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."
"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."
"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."
News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.
'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'
Hipster Police Department
'Today, in the stock market, 'irrational exuberance' was up, 'caution' was down.'
"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"
Wall street bull and bear hug.
"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."
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