Progress Seekers Pillows

Cuba breakthrough

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Breakthrough

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Business Outlook

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

Progress?

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …