Progress Promoter Mugs

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

The Ascent of Woman

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Neverending Task.

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"But first, our national anthem."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

"Narrative play is dead."

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

Technological Advances

What about the company car you promised?

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"Ambitions. . . To get a mobile phone."

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'

'Bark less, work more.'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'