Progress Critic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate the 'progress critic' — perfect for anyone who loves witty statements about personal growth and self-evaluation.

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The Progress Bridge

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"Welcome to the future"

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"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project." mockup

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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UK border controls relaxed.

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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Trump secret police

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Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition mockup

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

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A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

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'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!' mockup

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

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This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock! mockup

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

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'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!' mockup

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

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Denazification

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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Why do you hate the media?

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"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised." mockup

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

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The wrecking crew!

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'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.' mockup

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

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"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI." mockup

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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Republican politics!

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Dolestart - A New Initiative

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"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper." mockup

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

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"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being." mockup

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

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The Canary in the Coal Mine

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'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

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Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO mockup

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

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'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.' mockup

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

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Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out' mockup

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

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'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....' mockup

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

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The Art of Misdirection

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"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

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Progress Critic Pillows Collection

Progress Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the perfect gift that celebrates the witty side of being a progress critic—funny, clever, and sure to bring smiles.

Progress Critic Prints

Decorate a space with prints that humorously depict the joys and struggles of being a progress critic—ideal for creative spaces and self-deprecating humor lovers.

Progress Critic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak to the humorous critic in all of us—great for casual wear and conversation starters about personal growth and self-awareness.