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Progress Critic Mugs
Start their day with a splash of humor—our 'progress critic' mugs are perfect for those who love to critique themselves with a witty twist every morning, sparking smiles with every sip.
"Welcome to the future"
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
UK border controls relaxed.
Trump secret police
Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'
A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
The wrecking crew!
Pennies for People, Billions for War
Denazification
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Why do you hate the media?
Dolestart - A New Initiative
"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."
The Canary in the Coal Mine
"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."
Republican politics!
'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'
"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."
State of the Union
'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'
The Art of Misdirection
Republicans Have To Cheat in Order Remain a Viable Party
Progress Critic Mugs Collection
Progress Critic Pillows
Our pillows with witty critiques are the perfect dose of humor for anyone who loves to poke fun at progress and enjoy a good laugh while relaxing.
Progress Critic Prints
Decorate a space with prints that humorously depict the joys and struggles of being a progress critic—ideal for creative spaces and self-deprecating humor lovers.
Progress Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the humorous critic in all of us—great for casual wear and conversation starters about personal growth and self-awareness.