Progging Out T-Shirts

Ed is not working just now, but he's edging towards progressive rock.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Robert Fripp

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Soaring Profits

Second lifeReal life.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Professional woman in pub

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

Origins Of Evolution

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'No, thanks. My folks won't let me get any piercings, yet.'