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Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Sales.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"Once more, with fury."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

"Do you have any working capital?"

'To Consumer Debt!'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …