Profiteer Pundit Pillows

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

In the Guru District

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Difference of Opinion

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

U.S. Credit Rating

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'