Profit Predictor Prints

"I love your optimism."

Profits - "It's worse than you think it goes down to the third floor."

"The chart, of course, is nonrepresentational."

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

'Ed, can you remember what that rumor was you had started at that time?'

I think we should go with your plan B.

'This good fortune is a result of exceptionally good judgement and management, or plain old good luck.'

"It was an amazing half hour."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Here we threw out all the market analysis and just went with the flow.'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'They're off the chart but we're tracking them on radar.' (BA Profits).

"That's a very convincing strategy."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'I must say, I do like your resume.'

"The bad news is it's all our clients' money."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Happy graph.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

Abracadabra! We have growth!

"I forget, does our company make money yet?"

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

"And that is where we started to focus on customer care."

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"Sir, the tip of the iceberg."

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

Don't worry, when it's time to start jumping out of windows I'll tell you.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"The sales report is spectacularly good...for those who care about that sort of thing."

Business is off the chart.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'