Profit Maximizers Pillows

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Let's get organized

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

The Evolution of the Bonus

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

Am Awful Crammer.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I think he's been capitalised!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

Making Money.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

man pumping up profit balloon