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'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

'Blast it, Peterson -- What's this I hear about you letting our profits trickle down?'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'Risky, but I like it!'

Davos.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'Walk softly and carry a large credit line.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

Euro fall...

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

Bad news airbag

'That's the trouble with theae Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

'The very name 'windfall profits' show it's an act of god.'

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Cards Galore.

Major Wall Street players.

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'