Professional Pranks Pillows

'-a Mister Wison,Accident Insurance to see you.'

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Hair Crop Circle

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

Clown God

"Housekeeping?!"

"Eat me"

Harsh Mellows.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'