Professional Pragmatist T-Shirts

Dress your pragmatic professional in T-shirts that combine clever insights with understated style. Perfect for office days or casual outings, these shirts celebrate wit and professionalism.

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"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'" mockup

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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Drive-thru Church

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.' mockup

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

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Put it in writing!

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'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.' mockup

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

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"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription." mockup

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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Hazardous Wastes R Us.

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'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.' mockup

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...." mockup

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

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The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian. mockup

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

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"It's a troubling ethical dilemma." mockup

"It's a troubling ethical dilemma."

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"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all." mockup

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients" mockup

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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