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'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Andre Gide.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Better than Chekhov"

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

"They say to get over writer's block, you should write what you know about. So...I wrote about writer's block."

Writer’s Corner

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

'Spinach: The Prequel'

Aspiring author

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

I'm not avoiding you!

"He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel... Now he's just got 436 that come before it to write!"

'I'm done with my novel.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'You write fiction novels as a side line, don't you?'