Business Plotter Prints

I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

Oceanographer

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"We seem to be going round in circles."

'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

He managed to get his Mission Statement down to just one word...

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'This doesn't look good -- the masses are huddling.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

"It's a lot easier to throw someone under the bus when you have the app."

'Spinach: The Prequel'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

'I'm just drawing up business.'

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

'Frankly, your investment portfolio dropping 42 isn't quite the mystery plot we're looking for.'

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

'Choosing between the two of you has not been easy...'

"My investment goals? Short-term, I'd like to be rich. Long-term, I'd like to be filthy rich."

'Have you lost the plot?'

Let's see - what kind of war should we have now?

'In some states, this would be a felony.'

'Shhh. He's just playin' dead. Thinks he can survive the Flush.'

"I built this scale model of town to plan out our bank robbery. I added the volcano for dramatic effect."