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"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Remote control pirate bully

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Swinging

Rocking Horse

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'At lone at last.'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'