Professional Play Mugs

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Remote control pirate bully

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Career Choices

Rocking Horse

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Swinging

'The kids were so sweet...'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'At lone at last.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Child driving a toy car