Professional Horse Racing Athlete Prints

Two horse jockeys arguing over a race

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"I want to be a Jockey."

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

"I just kept feeding him candy."

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.