Horse Race Participant Prints

Jockeys wear top hats at Royal Ascot.

A day at the races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A day at the transgenic races

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Horse racing puns

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

A day at the races

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Sporting maladies.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Costume - What costume?'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'