Horse Race Aficionado Prints

Jockey giving instructions to indignant stable boy

'Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus? None of my horses have ever won.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'What's founder?'

Gentlemen Riders

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'I win!'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Horse racing puns

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Horse Clean-up

'It's a hybrid.'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'When I drink, I don't drive my car.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."