Professional Homebody Gifts

"Two years at home Son, and all you've earned is points on my credit card."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog Walking Services

"She's been so creative lately."

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pajama Day 743

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Good News about winter

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Big screen TV.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Electric Blanket.

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."