Professional Cycling Pillows

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Currently Boston

Loyalty Award

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"I want to work from home!"

Smile

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Office of quality assurance"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Work Life Balance

Musical Bicycle.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Professional football.

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'I am trying to achieve a work-life balance'