Competitive Cyclist Pillows

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Football player taking the ball home.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Horse rides over a judge.

'Big advantage!!'

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Rock, paper, scissors

Tour de Pothole.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Competitions.