Competitive Cyclist Pillows

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Bradley Wiggins

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'Big advantage!!'

Horse rides over a judge.

Eight puns

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

Rock, paper, scissors

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Tour de Pothole.

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!

'Oh yeah MY Dad's PowerPoint presentations are better than YOUR Dad's'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes