Professional Brainstormer Mugs

"I'm more an idea fireman."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Apples for sale

Light Bulb Moment

Group Think Time

Empty box of ideas

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Innovative

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Brainstorm in progress.

' A new idea '

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Think.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Think Tank.

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Well, we've generated enough hot air...it must be time to cram it in a trial balloon and float it.

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"What's the big idea?"

New Ideas in Business.

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'